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Today, I opened up YouTube on my phone over breakfast and was presented with this video. Feel free to watch it, I'll wait... Now, I follow media law a little, I used to be one of the production team in two of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's capital city newsrooms. I handled audio technical production alongside the bulletin producer (a journalist) for ABC Radio's main bulletins on the hour in the two cities I worked this gig. Although I wasn't a journalist, I was frequently included in editorial discussions surrounding stories because the understanding that editorial policy was a requirement for my technical oversight of audios edits and live crosses. I learned a good smattering of broadcasting and copyright law in my 27 years with "Aunty." The standout takeaway, relevant to this topic - only a human can hold copyrights. A dog can't, a monkey or an ape can't. A computer system, sure as shit , can't hold copyright. As per Arts Law Austral...

When you go a-scrolling, entering the search terms "drum robot" into your default "sengine," a few things come up, like Compressorhead's heavy metal covers, a million dollar pneumatic actuated robotic live band. Then there are the usual, incomplete, or niche, hobbyist things, basic busker gimmicks or student science projects. All good, valid stuff, sure, but none of it generalised. Well, there's some SparkFun stuff and an art project, too, but the generalisations are perhaps... too general? So, generalising a robotic drum kit development kit seems the unfilled niche. So that's what I've started to turn my own drumming robot system towards. Meanwhile, looking at the other kind of drum robot, arguably the first modern ones at least, analog drum machines, the latest crop of 606 clones from both Roland and Behringer, have MIDI, a luxury the originals couldn't afford while aiming for a sub-1980s pricepoint with 1980s tech in the 1980s. MIDI is the l...

I'm a sucker for shiny metal. Polished aluminium, stylishly painted steel, a leather saddle, spoked wheels - just love it! So this BBC 4 "doco" ("reality tv"?), wherein Rob Penn, the global cycle tourist and media personality, had me at the first mention of a "dream bicycle." BBC 4's "Ride of My Life." (Not sure why Youtube has given Portland's "tits out" artist the thumbnail... Apart from the fact that Rob was, when this was made, clearly better paid than I was working for Australia's national broadcaster, he places just a little too much emphasis on the machine rather than what makes a great ride, great people with you and great locations. Thankfully, we meet some people in his quest for parts for his custom built bicycle, that are people I'd happily ride with, not least, Rob himself! He's a velo-obsessed tragic to make me look "normal." It's not a new show, it's from Boris Johnson's er...

Ask any modern historian and, while they might disagree to the extent, the "settlement" of what we now know as Australia, was a military invasion. There was genocide, too. These are recorded historical facts. Genocide doesn't have to "successfully" wipe out a people, only the intent and violence needs to be in place for it to be genocide. For example, it is accepted that the Nazis actions against the Jewish people was genocide, even though the Jewish community is strong these days because of those who survived or escaped. In short to even attempt total genocide is genocidal. The British invasion which began at Botany Bay was, from start to finish, genocidal. In intent and act. Even modern legal definitions of how one "proves" their "heritage" hold remnants of those genocidal laws of taking the children away, the "black drives," the actions of police throughout Australian history of settlement. (The latter, even today, in the violen...

OK, that was a bit clicky-baity. You can, just not at a Bunnings, Habour Freight, Amazon, etc. What you can buy is some stainless steel capilliary tube of, say, 100mm of OD 5mm x ID 3mm and a 120mm length of 3mm stainless steel rod. Spray a bit of silicone lube down the bore of the tube, slip the tube over the nail you need to drive out then pull and whack the top of the rod with a hammer. Et voila! Exactly the same job done for under AU$15 (what I've just spent) that currently needs a $300 air tool and an equally expensive air compressor! Let me backup and explain. I love pallet wood. You know, pull apart shipping pallets with a jemmy bar, remove the nails and make stuff. That second stage is more PITA than bread! By the time you wrench plank from rail, the nails are bent up and you just know the bastard will bend rather than drive through. You might straighten them with pliers, but they'll still bend when you hit the pointy end. I was just doing this on Wednesday. It's...

All you need to know is in the title but, just to make myself abundantly clear, it's not that there wouldn't be a load of paranoia between a half Russian, half American crew of the ISS if WWIII broke out, it's that, from the space agency disasters and near misses I've seen play out in the news in real life since the end of the cold war, the whole world pitches in with all the science likely to help. Sure, the militaries of each nation might order transmissions to take over the station, but I reckon they'd have to do it gang-handed and at gunpoint to get it sent then, once the goons leave, both Kennedy Space Centre and Baikonur would be working hand over fist to get the 'nauts home alive. If both sites had been eradicated, ESA would be on the case. Scientists would consult, they'd use science and engineering to solve the crisis facing the 'nauts, and they'd risk their own safety to safely rescue those stranded. Then there's the "burning l...